The Hillbilly Ninja

Posted in Funny Videos, Pure Badness on 02/20/2009 by The Metal Mountaineer

Just when I thought I have seen it all.  The Hillbilly Ninja comes waltzing into my life.  I hope this guy is joking or simply putting on a show.  I got a feeling he’s being serious though.  Watch the video and you be the judge. 

PS…..I pray that he’s not from West Virginia, but he has all the right traits to be.

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Friday’s Pure Badness

Posted in Pure Badness on 02/20/2009 by The Metal Mountaineer

If you’ve been checking out my blog, you know that on Friday I post something that is Pure Badness.  I always thought I knew what the definition of badness was…….boy was I wrong.  Check out the info from www.urbandictionary.com

1. badness
 
An expression as to say ‘fresh’ or ‘cool’ etc…
Jay: I got a car for my birthday
Mike: badness!….yo can I go for a spin?
Jay: …No.
2. Badness
 
Word for vagina that you use when you are really amazing.
She stuck a carrot up her badness, SO WEIRD!
3. badness
 
expressin likeness towards something, OR being impressed by it
that car is badness! {that car’s off d hook}…. OR those shoes look like pure badness (shoes look hott)

You’ve got to be kidding me.  Is this for real?  I tend to use different words as such and have never heard definition #2.

Pat White Highlights

Posted in Pat White, West Virginia Mountaineers on 02/20/2009 by The Metal Mountaineer

It’s never a bad time for some Pat White highlights.  When it came time to make a play, that man made things happen.  Enjoy.

When You Need a Turdle

Posted in Funny Pictures, Pure Badness on 02/18/2009 by The Metal Mountaineer

Turdles for Sale

Exactly what the crap is this?  Its like Jack Black and Richard Simmons had a kid and that kid sold turdles.  Being that the guy is dressed like that and he misspelled “turtle”, I suspect this is a ruse.  Any way you look at it, this picture is plainly awesome.  It tickles my humor patch.  If that picture would have been taken in Eastern Kentucky, it may have read, “For Sale:  Tarpins”.

Action Figure of the Week – Zartan

Posted in Action Figures, Retro Cartoons on 02/17/2009 by The Metal Mountaineer

Master of Disguise

Side of the Road:  Evil

Answers to:  Himself

Main Weapons:  Disguises

Zartan is a mercenary for Cobra Commander and the leader of the terrorist group “Dreadnoks” that is associated or does work for a bigger terroristic group “Cobra”.  He also has Paranoid Schizophrenia and Multiple Personality Disorder.  Those are perfect traits to be inducted into a terrorist group.  You can also see why he’s a leader.  The more crazy the better.  He first entered the world of Gi Joe when Cobra Commander hired him to kill Snake Eyes ( a Gi Joe that fought Cobra with ninja-esque abilities ). 

If you had the action figure, you could put Zartan in the sunlight and his chest and face would turn a blue-ish green, kinda like the color of algae.  In the cartoon, if I am remembering correctly, he would start to feel pain when in the sun light.  There is no known reason as to how he became the leader of the Dreadnoks, as they were a group before he joined.

Zartan first appeared in the comic “Gi Joe – The Real American Hero” in issue #24, created by Larry Hama.  He first appeared in the cartoon during the mini series “Revenge of Cobra” along side the other Dreadnoks:  Buzzer, Ripper, and Torch.

……and yes, I had this action figure when I was young.

Good Times at Grandma’s House

Posted in Pure Badness on 02/16/2009 by The Metal Mountaineer

Have you ever heard the age old saying, “a picture is worth 1000 words”?  Well……I think the following picture may take the cake for that.  Heck, it may be even worth more than 1000 words.  All I know is that it is Pure Badness.

Good Times

Jock Sanders = Stupid Decisions

Posted in Pure Badness, West Virginia Mountaineers on 02/10/2009 by The Metal Mountaineer

 

Wvu Running Back Jock Sanders

Come on Jock.  You play reciever/running back for the West Virginia Mountaineers and are out speeding and drinking and driving with a BAC of .012.  Stupid, stupid, stupid decision pal.  We were going to count on you even more this coming 2009 football season with alot of young talent coming in.  Good luck in life, as I’m sure you will be kicked off the team now.