Archive for the Pure Badness Category

The Hillbilly Ninja

Posted in Funny Videos, Pure Badness on 02/20/2009 by The Metal Mountaineer

Just when I thought I have seen it all.  The Hillbilly Ninja comes waltzing into my life.  I hope this guy is joking or simply putting on a show.  I got a feeling he’s being serious though.  Watch the video and you be the judge. 

PS…..I pray that he’s not from West Virginia, but he has all the right traits to be.


Friday’s Pure Badness

Posted in Pure Badness on 02/20/2009 by The Metal Mountaineer

If you’ve been checking out my blog, you know that on Friday I post something that is Pure Badness.  I always thought I knew what the definition of badness was…….boy was I wrong.  Check out the info from

1. badness
An expression as to say ‘fresh’ or ‘cool’ etc…
Jay: I got a car for my birthday
Mike: badness!….yo can I go for a spin?
Jay: …No.
2. Badness
Word for vagina that you use when you are really amazing.
She stuck a carrot up her badness, SO WEIRD!
3. badness
expressin likeness towards something, OR being impressed by it
that car is badness! {that car’s off d hook}…. OR those shoes look like pure badness (shoes look hott)

You’ve got to be kidding me.  Is this for real?  I tend to use different words as such and have never heard definition #2.

When You Need a Turdle

Posted in Funny Pictures, Pure Badness on 02/18/2009 by The Metal Mountaineer

Turdles for Sale

Exactly what the crap is this?  Its like Jack Black and Richard Simmons had a kid and that kid sold turdles.  Being that the guy is dressed like that and he misspelled “turtle”, I suspect this is a ruse.  Any way you look at it, this picture is plainly awesome.  It tickles my humor patch.  If that picture would have been taken in Eastern Kentucky, it may have read, “For Sale:  Tarpins”.

Good Times at Grandma’s House

Posted in Pure Badness on 02/16/2009 by The Metal Mountaineer

Have you ever heard the age old saying, “a picture is worth 1000 words”?  Well……I think the following picture may take the cake for that.  Heck, it may be even worth more than 1000 words.  All I know is that it is Pure Badness.

Good Times

Jock Sanders = Stupid Decisions

Posted in Pure Badness, West Virginia Mountaineers on 02/10/2009 by The Metal Mountaineer


Wvu Running Back Jock Sanders

Come on Jock.  You play reciever/running back for the West Virginia Mountaineers and are out speeding and drinking and driving with a BAC of .012.  Stupid, stupid, stupid decision pal.  We were going to count on you even more this coming 2009 football season with alot of young talent coming in.  Good luck in life, as I’m sure you will be kicked off the team now.

Friday’s Pure Badness

Posted in Pure Badness on 02/06/2009 by The Metal Mountaineer

Suit and Tie

Wow……doesn’t that sound like some most people around where I live.  Who the heck gets dressed up to go to Walmart.  Most people I see there are in casual attire or some old 80’s style sweat pants.  If someone dresses up in sweatpants and goes to Walmart, what do they wear when they do not dress up?  The same person that said that went to the following sporting event.

Dixie Horn

Thundercats Movie – 2010

Posted in Pure Badness on 02/03/2009 by The Metal Mountaineer

Thundercats Hooooooooooo!!!

Oh snarf!!!  Since I’m on this cartoon kick and looking into my awesome animated past.  I found there is going to be a Thundercats movie.  Although it looks as if its going to be computer animated and not actors……who cares.  So far I’ve checked out the Transformers and Gi Joe is coming up this year.  All of the Xmen movies and now we’ve got the Thundercats.  I’m about to pull out my spandex Lion-0 suit and start looking into the eye of Thundera to see what other cartoons of the past will rear their heads in the near future.  Check out the youtube video below of someone making their own little Thundercats trailer snarf snarf.  Its actually very well done.  Its not the real thing though.